* Client-Side Metrics Include
* Wiki: https://tiny.amazon.com/cpso0wg6
* Needs to be included at the top of pages because it tracks latency--
* ue_t0 needs to be as close to body load as possible.
* - ue.tag maps to URLType dimension of OnlineQueryLog in PMET. Because we cannot add
* custome data to other dimensions in PMET through CSM, we are replicating it thrice to
* cover each store, page type, and the intersections of the two.
* - Whitelists are listed in the usage guide:
It's a normal quiet day at Empire State University, filled with lots of lectures and higher education, and OH BOY I can already hear y'all buckling up for a jam-packed thrill-ride of students learning quietly!! Well, BAD NEWS on that front, friends: Once all that quiet learning is out of the way, there's gonna be a FISTFIGHT! Plus, besides the cool fistfight, Doreen ALSO gets a new FLYING SQUIRREL suit, making her easily 2150% more unbeatable! With a new more powerful Squirrel Girl and a rad new suit, I'm certain crime is over forever. There's definitely not a new super villain in town conspiring to mold Squirrel Girl into the perfect minion...OR IS THERE? Who can say? Heck, I guess the only way to know for sure is to buy the comic and find out, right?